Friday, May 26, 2006
So I'm working away on my chick lit book "Under A Maui Moon" in the wee hours of the morning, and I get IM'd by my cat.
Me: Yeh, whaddya want now? Dontcha see I'm writing?
Cat: You're freaking me out...you're geeking out.
Me: Whatzit to you anyway? You've got it made in the shade.
Cat: I haven't seen you dancing in your red bikini in a long time.
Me: Unlike you, Queen of the Universe, I have to try and earn some money.
Cat: I can't remember the last time I heard you roar.
Me: Don't remind me.
Cat: If I don't, who will?
Me: Is that all?
Cat: I want you to post another photo of me.
Cat: I want your pitifully small group of readers to view a better photo of me.
Me: What's going on here?
Cat: That profile of me you posted with the bird was less than flattering.
Me: You looked fine to me!
Cat: Still...after all I'm your muse...need I remind you?
Me: Alright already. Anything else, queenie?
Cat: Get out of your geek suit tomorrow and put on your cat...it suits you.